They walk into these clubs like they are celebrities and they act like they are somebody super special. All they do is take photos at parties. Who can’t do that! I am going to start a section of taking pictures of them being stupid. Most of the time these party photographers are just riding the coattails of there friends back because they can’t do anything else. And there friends feel bad for them, so they say, hey wanna take pictures at my parties?

And these kids dress up hoping that they could get onto these web sites, becoming instant celebri-nothings. I have heard this many of times, omg I was on cobrasnake last night, go check it out. There is even a term for having your picture taken by Cobrasnake, “you just got cobrasnaked.”

As of today, i am going to be taking pictures of these celebri-nothings themselves. Here is Mark “the Cobrasnake” Hunters back, grosse.